"This is rich coming from you. Your hair is shit." That may very well be the case but I'm growing it jackass! That's why I wear a hat all the time. I also realize that by the time that I grow my hair to the required length it will be greying and I'll look like a paedophile but you can't talk me out of it.
Here are some of the worst haircuts of all time. Remember I google this shit so you don't have to.
Business time at the front. Party time at the back. Sick shirt though to be fair.
I'm going to assume this was the result of a lost bet or one of those hilarious pranks that footballers have become famous for. The cheeky scamps.
Hope you enjoyed that. I know I did. Jez x